So he was like, "Why did the caterpillar cross the road?"
So I was like, "I don't know! Maybe if I had some F-ing legs I could tell you jack ass!!"
So then he was like, "That's not what I meant. I'm sorry."
That's when I realized that I was really lashing out at my mother for always making me feel inadequate and sticking me with the dry leaves left over from my brother. She always loved my brother more...
September 19, 2011 4:40 PM
jack ass said...
wow,that invisible woman really knows how to make a worm feel special
September 19, 2011 5:45 PM
bored and hungry said...
Drill Instructor " Come one one more sit up you filthy good for nothing worm"
September 19, 2011 5:50 PM
Mister Beta said...
I am going to be the pretties butterfly at the ball...
September 19, 2011 5:54 PM
mark said...
I wonder if that nuclear waste I fell into, will give me any special powers