Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Portrait by a Guest Artist
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| "Life is a lot easier to deal with if you consider that everyone is a cartoon character"
-Ivan
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"Ivan" by Tim
Monday, October 17, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Stalking
YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!
-Tour Guide
"Every one be very quiet, this is a very rare find. No one has ever observed the bearded deer alive and in the wild. Some one hand me my iphone"
"Every one be very quiet, this is a very rare find. No one has ever observed the bearded deer alive and in the wild. Some one hand me my iphone"
Monday, September 26, 2011
Prehistoric History
Here we see a prehistoric cougar
Anthropologists have recently discovered that not only did cavemen play dodgeball but they picked their teams the same way we do today.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Weekly Caption No.7
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So he was like, "Why did the caterpillar cross the road?"
So I was like, "I don't know! Maybe if I had some F-ing legs I could tell you jack ass!!"
So then he was like, "That's not what I meant. I'm sorry."
That's when I realized that I was really lashing out at my mother for always making me feel inadequate and sticking me with the dry leaves left over from my brother. She always loved my brother more...
So I was like, "I don't know! Maybe if I had some F-ing legs I could tell you jack ass!!"
So then he was like, "That's not what I meant. I'm sorry."
That's when I realized that I was really lashing out at my mother for always making me feel inadequate and sticking me with the dry leaves left over from my brother. She always loved my brother more...
wow,that invisible woman really knows how to make a worm feel special
Drill Instructor " Come one one more sit up you filthy good for nothing worm"
I am going to be the pretties butterfly at the ball...
I wonder if that nuclear waste I fell into, will give me any special powers
Fucking bed bugs...
Friday, September 16, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
Weekly Caption No.6
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"look kids, i don't care what your father says. we're on the moon and i'll wear what i damn well please."
My new surgery was an utter success!
Our tour guide, Larry, says it really IS made of cheese!
Baby: Mom, that scary alien that ate dad is trying to get in on our picture again.
Mother: It's ok honey just ignore it, hopefully it will go away.
Mother: It's ok honey just ignore it, hopefully it will go away.
"Bye Ivan!", waves Ivan's real family, as his space pod lifts off and his dream of living in Culver City, Earth are finally becoming a reality.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Weekly Caption No.5
click the image to see larger size... and it's a watch...
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this is going to take forever...
Anonymous said...
This will definitely make me famous I am creating art with time. I am an innovator!
At least this way I wont miss Frasier at 7
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Saturday, August 27, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
Weekly Caption No.3
After unannounced hiatus, it's time to get back in the groove...
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Mr President!... Mr President!...
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Monday, July 25, 2011
Mid-Weekly Caption No.2.5
It is again a late post and it's not even colored... I know, the quality has really gone down the toilet.
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Add caption in the comments... Alex Carr said.. "Boy, HD sure does stink! It's not even colored and the quality has really gone down the toilet." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anonymous said... Who the f#$(* drew HD on my window... |
Friday, July 15, 2011
Weekly Caption No.2
I apologetize for being a day and a half late to post this week's drawing.
Life has hijacked me, but I was able to punch it in the face...
Without further ado, here we go..
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If it's only been a week or so, there's bound to be some good meat left...
I can't go with you watching me
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Thursday, July 7, 2011
Weekly Caption No.1
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| Add caption in the comments... Captions Posted: Art School Confidential: It's all about taking your money. Scene 1 - Waking up suddenly, Francisco says to Brian, "Gasp... I'm in debt for the rest of my life!" Brian grumbles, "Don't be a pussy; just suck it up and be a hipster." Is that a new shampoo? Hmm.. tastes like asparagus... |
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Filler
Filler until tomorrow...
sadly, bob did not realize that they stopped selling cocaine in drug stores at the turn of the twentieth century.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Daily Caption No.31 - Lazy
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| Add caption in the comments... I thought about getting up and sitting in the chair, but then I thought, fuck it |
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Daily Caption will become Weekly Caption
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
After some suggestions and a long contemplation period it is time I become a decider.
I have already scheduled this run of drawings to run until Thursday, June 30, but the caption will change from daily to weekly on that Thursday.
Also, the drawings will change since I will start drawing exclusively for the weekly caption. Until now I have just pulled a random drawing from the library and posted it. There will be more thought put in the subject matter as well.
Well, don't let me keep you from other Internet adventures.
Be merry and full.
After some suggestions and a long contemplation period it is time I become a decider.
I have already scheduled this run of drawings to run until Thursday, June 30, but the caption will change from daily to weekly on that Thursday.
Also, the drawings will change since I will start drawing exclusively for the weekly caption. Until now I have just pulled a random drawing from the library and posted it. There will be more thought put in the subject matter as well.
Well, don't let me keep you from other Internet adventures.
Be merry and full.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
Daily Caption No.25 - Jolly
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Anonymous said...
with a little bit of brown hair dye and his new smiley-face shirt, carrot-top felt like he had a new lease on life!
Friday, June 17, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Daily Caption No.21 - Cats
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| Add caption in the comments... If we ever get off of this carousel....I'm going to eat the crap out of you! |
Slugging it Out
I just did some sketches for my friends storybook for kids.
Please, don't salt your slugs...
Monday, June 13, 2011
Daily Caption No.20 - It's a Plane...
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| Add caption in the comments... According to my calculations.......I am an asshole. |
Friday, June 10, 2011
Daily Caption No.19 - Pain Management
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| Add caption in the comments... I have a bone to pick with you... |
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Daily Caption No.17 - And in This Corner...
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| Add caption in the comments... Trust Me!!! This IS the Ho I sent my junk to... Nema leba bez motiku,al sad ni motiku nemamo..... |
Monday, June 6, 2011
Daily Caption No.16 - Cottonelle
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Captions Posted:
No Dear, It just honey . . .
Friday, June 3, 2011
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Daily Caption No.13 - Atkins
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Lets see . . . .
1 Bagel @ 200Cal
2347 Poppyseeds @ .005 Cals/Seed
2tbs Cream Cheese @ 250Cal
AND . click.click.click
Yep, I am still hungry
1 Bagel @ 200Cal
2347 Poppyseeds @ .005 Cals/Seed
2tbs Cream Cheese @ 250Cal
AND . click.click.click
Yep, I am still hungry
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Daily Caption No.12 - Orals
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| Add caption in the comments... I keep waiting, But yet I am still here . . . . |
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Daily Caption No.11 - Work Dynamic
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People Skills . . . . Check . . . .
Too much caffeine . . . . . Check . . . .
Getting to watch this interview . . . . . Priceless!
Friday, May 27, 2011
Daily Caption No.10 - Doctor's Appointment
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| Add caption in the comments.. "The Hangover 12---coming to a theater near you!" Man, Conan's new show is fucking strange... Yet another weekend with Bernie |
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Daily Caption No.09 - Alarm
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looks like those lower intestines are angry, better get an umbrella
And God said, let there be bubble brains
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Daily Caption No.08 - That Wonka...
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| Add caption below... Posted Captions: When he said "pick me up and I will nail your box", I had a whole different scenario in my mind..... How many times do I have to tell you, stop farting into the smokestack! |
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Daily Caption No.07 - Begging for Attention
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-"And for my next trick, I'll turn these poor souls into a prince and princess to live happily ever after..."
Another "Biggest Loser" cast off
Another "Biggest Loser" cast off
Monday, May 23, 2011
Daily Caption No.06 - Good Times...
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| Add caption in the comments... Fo'real! |
CUT!!!! I said CHUNKY!! I want more chunks this time! Don't make come up there and do it myself! OK, let's roll. Remember, think CHUNKY. Take number 17, aaaaaaand ACTION!!
Director: I hear Sally got an Up Chuck Norris from Steve last night, guess she likes it rough.
Actor: My MOM???
Actor: My MOM???
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