Delivery

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Screen-cast No.1 - Test



I tested this screen capture software. It has a five minute limit and becomes a little distracting to save file and start a new screen capture multiple times.

More to come...

Monday, October 24, 2011

Portrait by a Guest Artist



"Life is a lot easier to deal with if you consider that everyone is a cartoon character"
-Ivan

"Ivan" by Tim


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Genesis

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Tom said...
a lot can happen in 6,000 years
October 13, 2011 7:11 PM

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Stalking





Jason said...
YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!
October 5, 2011 4:27 PM
steve said...
-Tour Guide


"Every one be very quiet, this is a very rare find. No one has ever observed the bearded deer alive and in the wild. Some one hand me my iphone"
October 6, 2011 8:23 PM

Monday, September 26, 2011

Prehistoric History













hagenism said...
Here we see a prehistoric cougar
September 26, 2011 10:22 PM
from the corner said...
Anthropologists have recently discovered that not only did cavemen play dodgeball but they picked their teams the same way we do today.
September 27, 2011 10:51 AM

Monday, September 19, 2011

Weekly Caption No.7


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Jason said...
So he was like, "Why did the caterpillar cross the road?"


So I was like, "I don't know! Maybe if I had some F-ing legs I could tell you jack ass!!"


So then he was like, "That's not what I meant. I'm sorry."


That's when I realized that I was really lashing out at my mother for always making me feel inadequate and sticking me with the dry leaves left over from my brother. She always loved my brother more...
September 19, 2011 4:40 PM
jack ass said...
wow,that invisible woman really knows how to make a worm feel special
September 19, 2011 5:45 PM
 bored and hungry said...
Drill Instructor " Come one one more sit up you filthy good for nothing worm"
September 19, 2011 5:50 PM
Mister Beta said...
I am going to be the pretties butterfly at the ball...
September 19, 2011 5:54 PM
mark said...
I wonder if that nuclear waste I fell into, will give me any special powers
September 20, 2011 4:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Fucking bed bugs...
September 22, 2011 8:15 PM

Friday, September 16, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

Weekly Caption No.6

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carne asada said...
"look kids, i don't care what your father says. we're on the moon and i'll wear what i damn well please."
September 13, 2011 3:11 PM
Gerri said...
My new surgery was an utter success!
September 13, 2011 10:52 PM
Brittany said...
Our tour guide, Larry, says it really IS made of cheese!
September 13, 2011 11:20 PM
Anonymous said...
Baby: Mom, that scary alien that ate dad is trying to get in on our picture again.

Mother: It's ok honey just ignore it, hopefully it will go away.
September 14, 2011 8:51 AM
Jason said...
"Bye Ivan!", waves Ivan's real family, as his space pod lifts off and his dream of living in Culver City, Earth are finally becoming a reality.
September 16, 2011 11:19 AM

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Marchin'


 Jason said...

What most people don't know is that Spartacus was also an expert moonwalker...
September 8, 2011 4:23 PM
 Anonymous said...
pergatory
September 8, 2011 6:26 PM

Monday, August 29, 2011

Weekly Caption No.5


                        click the image to see larger size... and it's a watch...
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 Anonymous said...
this is going to take forever...
August 29, 2011 7:50 PM
 Anonymous said...
This will definitely make me famous I am creating art with time. I am an innovator!
August 29, 2011 7:51 PM
 Anonymous said...
At least this way I wont miss Frasier at 7
August 29, 2011 7:53 PM


Saturday, August 27, 2011

Monday, August 8, 2011

Weekly Caption No.3

After unannounced hiatus, it's time to get back in the groove...

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 Anonymous said...


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August 9, 2011 3:25 PM


Anonymous said...


Mr President!... Mr President!... 

How does it feel to be be a guiness book of world record holder for fitting 200 marbles in your mouth and at once.And what are those weird growths between your fingers?
August 9, 2011 7:29 PM

Monday, July 25, 2011

Mid-Weekly Caption No.2.5

It is again a late post and it's not even colored... I know, the quality has really gone down the toilet.

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Alex Carr said..

"Boy, HD sure does stink! It's not even colored and the quality has really gone down the toilet."

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Anonymous said...

Who the f#$(* drew HD on my window...

Friday, July 15, 2011

Weekly Caption No.2

I apologetize for being a day and a half late to post this week's drawing.

Life has hijacked me, but I was able to punch it in the face...

Without further ado, here we go..


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 Jason said...


If it's only been a week or so, there's bound to be some good meat left...
July 16, 2011 4:26 PM


 Anonymous said...


I can't go with you watching me
July 18, 2011 10:29 AM

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Weekly Caption No.1


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Sam Hogg said...



Art School Confidential: It's all about taking your money.

Scene 1 -
Waking up suddenly, Francisco says to Brian, "Gasp... I'm in debt for the rest of my life!"

Brian grumbles, "Don't be a pussy; just suck it up and be a hipster."
July 8, 2011 3:15 AM



Jason Honey said...




Is that a new shampoo?
July 8, 2011 5:05 PM



Anonymous said...




Hmm.. tastes like asparagus...
July 13, 2011 8:40 PM

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Filler



















Filler until tomorrow...



Anonymous said...


sadly, bob did not realize that they stopped selling cocaine in drug stores at the turn of the twentieth century.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Daily Caption No.31 - Lazy

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 Anonymous said...

I thought about getting up and sitting in the chair, but then I thought, fuck it

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Daily Caption will become Weekly Caption

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
After some suggestions and a long contemplation period it is time I become a decider.
I have already scheduled this run of drawings to run until Thursday, June 30, but the caption will change from daily to weekly on that Thursday.

Also, the drawings will change since I will start drawing exclusively for the weekly caption. Until now I have just pulled a random drawing from the library and posted it. There will be more thought put in the subject matter as well.

Well, don't let me keep you from other Internet adventures.
Be merry and full.

Daily Caption No.30 - Watch your Mouth

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We've all been there....

Monday, June 20, 2011

Daily Caption No.25 - Jolly

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Anonymous said...

with a little bit of brown hair dye and his new smiley-face shirt, carrot-top felt like he had a new lease on life!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Daily Caption No.21 - Cats

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If we ever get off of this carousel....I'm going to eat the crap out of you!

Slugging it Out


I just did some sketches for my friends storybook for kids. 
Please, don't salt your slugs...

Monday, June 13, 2011

Daily Caption No.20 - It's a Plane...

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Jason said...

According to my calculations.......I am an asshole.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Daily Caption No.19 - Pain Management

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Kristen said...

I have a bone to pick with you...

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Daily Caption No.17 - And in This Corner...

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Karl said...




Trust Me!!! This IS the Ho I sent my junk to...


Anonymous said...

Nema leba bez motiku,al sad ni motiku nemamo.....



Monday, June 6, 2011

Daily Caption No.16 - Cottonelle

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No Dear, It just honey . . . 

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Daily Caption No.13 - Atkins

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Lets see . . . .
1 Bagel @ 200Cal
2347 Poppyseeds @ .005 Cals/Seed
2tbs Cream Cheese @ 250Cal
AND . click.click.click
Yep, I am still hungry


Sunday, May 29, 2011

Daily Caption No.12 - Orals

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I keep waiting, But yet I am still here . . . .






















Saturday, May 28, 2011

Daily Caption No.11 - Work Dynamic

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People Skills . . . . Check . . . .

Too much caffeine . . . . . Check . . . .
Getting to watch this interview . . . . . Priceless!

Friday, May 27, 2011

Daily Caption No.10 - Doctor's Appointment

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"The Hangover 12---coming to a theater near you!"


Man, Conan's new show is fucking strange...


Yet another weekend with Bernie


Thursday, May 26, 2011

Daily Caption No.09 - Alarm

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looks like those lower intestines are angry, better get an umbrella

And God said, let there be bubble brains

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Daily Caption No.08 - That Wonka...

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Posted Captions:



When he said "pick me up and I will nail your box", I had a whole different scenario in my mind.....

How many times do I have to tell you, stop farting into the smokestack!




Schrader's Exorcism DVD Cover

I did this a few years ago. A friend asked me to do a DVD cover for a documentary. I recorded the process from drawing to finish...


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